There Once Was A Ferret Named Cheese…

I’ve decided to write a new Cheese the Ferret story! I’ll write one every 2 weeks (maybe once a week, I’m not sure). Anyway, for those of you who don’t have a clue who this “Cheese the Ferret” is, here is some background information:

Cheese the Ferret is a fictional (I want a real ferret named Cheese, but Mum won’t let me have one) character I created in the random part of my brain (which is about 80% of it) for an English essay in Year 7. He first appearance was in a story based the match between England and Portugal (I think it was Portugal, I’ll have to dig out my old English book) in the last World Cup. The story was a mixture of randomness and extreme animal intelligence (on Cheese’s part) with a dash of violence. It started off with David Beckham strangling himself with his captain’s armband, and eventually it warped into something that needs new words to describe.

So, if that just left you with more questions than you had to start with, then wait for the first story (it’ll probably be written by Saturday at the latest). For those of you who know who Cheese is, then the story will be just as strange as the last. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

~ by lazydragon on February 28, 2007.